Indirect openers are great as they let you fly under the radar. Many Master Pick Up Artists have developed great indirect openers, two of which we will share with you:

• Hey Guys, Do I look gay in this <response (usualy no/it looks good/yes)> get this right, one of my best friends told me today that I look gay waring this
• Hey Guys, do you think that drunk I love you’s count <response> because on of my best friends sent his ex girlfriend last night a drunk I love you, they’ve only been broken up for 3 weeks now <response> heres my take, I think that when people get drunk they lower their sheilds and the truth comes out.

Here are some direct openers:

• Hey you guys look friendly
• Wow you must be shy, we’ve been over there the whole time and you havent come and said hi
• Oh hey sorry I’m late traffic has just been so busy today.. oh and I also forgot the flowers.. really sorry about that. (use on small set of girl(s))
• Wow your cute
• OMG I saw you from across the road, I would had been kicking myself if I didnt come up and say hi to you. My names <<name>> by the way
• You.. are abosulutley.. gorgeous.. I just had to come introduce myself.

PUA: Hey Guys, do you know that 70% of all girls masturbate in the shower … the other 30% sing, do you no what they sing?

HB: No

PUA: Well you must be the ones who masturbate then

PUA: Hey Guys, would you ever date a guy in a wheel chair?

HB: Yes | No | Maybe

PUA followups:

• Would you marry them?
• What if it had like chrome rims and a boombox?
• Heres what I think, attraction is not a choice and its easy to just fall in love with someone